(Source: some-drugs, via fuckyeahowls)
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
(Source: animals-riding-animals, via tooprettyforthis-shit)
Thigh locket #matthouston #gastowntattoo #traditional #tattoo #tattoos #locket #roses
(via fuckyeahrealtattoos)